It's me, this dude to your left, and shows about haunted Scotland tonight. I know you're jealous. Shut up! It comes out like creamy goodness unlike it's nasty, fart tasting, bottled counterpart.

How, you may ask, do I know what a fart tastes like. Come over, and you'll be privy to one of the stranger things i'm good at. After the lesson, I may let you have a cold beer from the dude to your left.

But, don't think I'm still not concerned about what happened to neighbor after seeing the lady in blue..